Feed Me or Me

Hello - My name is pro-cras-ti-NATION

I can be in charge of all your productivity
I stop you on your way to success, bombard you with hesitation, doubt and laziness.

You feed me because . . .
I say stay, chill, refuckinglax dude.
Sometimes I let you sleep in just a bit longer
motivate you to watch mindless re-runs of the Kardashian Generations what-not self sabotage antics!

Come on dear friend, lets blame the world together 
for all your failures and consistent self pity state.
Now whatever you do, whatever you do...don't tick off anything on your bucket list
Feed me with mediocrity, bullshit excuses and slowly but surely self destruct! 

Hello - My name is Persistence

I can be in charge of your productivity
I lift you higher on the lets-be-awesome ladder, bombard you with assurance, will power and conviction 

You feed me because...
I empower you with a free "don't hesitate" pass
poking the shit out of you to to get up, show up and DO, DO AND DO MORE
motivating all of you to stimulate your body, mind and soul

I will push you out of your comfort zone
to be the best you can be, lets be friends
lets tick of experiences that did and didn't make it on life's "to do list"
come be useful with me, let determination guide you
feed me resilience, some diligence and a shot of advancement
use up all your good good

I am PROCRASTINATION, I am PERSISTENCE
You can choose which one of us you feed.