douchebag complex

I've been thinking about u a lot lately – I wish u were . . .

I wish u were near me most of the god dam time.

You are present in most of my thoughts about life,

I find myself reminiscing and day dreaming about you – mimicking YOU.

You are such a genuine asshole.

Look at you standing around looking and smelling like cookies and milk

- an orgasm waiting to happen.

Throwing your BLUNT honesty all over the place,

 you are so fucking sincere in your “doings” and “beings”

You’re not just an asshole

But a genuine one at that,

an educated one, a mindful & attractive asshole with majestic tendencies.

(sigh)

I love you!